Watch this, so freaking cute…in an awkward way.

TOYOTA Commercial with Jean Reno as “DORAEMON” TPS (by HowYaDoingMon)

最重要的決定 (完整版MV) 范瑋琪 TPS **歌詞如下** 請收看 taiwansugoi2 的黑白配 (by FrapMocha)

最重要的決定 (60秒MV) 范范 范瑋琪 TPS **歌詞** (by FrapMocha)

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نصائح للمتظاهرين المصرية 
مصر أكثر قوة ونفوذ من الأغنياء في تونس. ولها جذور عميقة في جيشها ، وسيكون أكثر صعوبة للمصريين من ادعاء الفوز ، ضد القمع. وفاز مبارك اليوم ضد الديمقراطية عن طريق خفض الإنترنت وخدمات الهاتف النقال. إذا كنت ترغب في الاستمرار في الحفاظ على الزخم الخاص ، وتشجيع المزيد من المصريين لدعم قضيتكم ، يجب أن تؤدي المحتجين زملائك للقيام بهذه التالية : 

الأولوية الهدف : 

- إنزال محطة التلفزيون الوطني ، وتحقيق الحشد للتلفزيون وأخبار مقر والدفاع عنه من الحكومة المصرية. إذا كان سفك الدماء وشيك ، فليكن. كنت تأخذ يجب ان تسيطر على وسائل الاعلام في البلاد من أجل مواصلة إبلاغ جميع المصريين والعالم عن قضيتكم! 

- إنزال محطة الكهرباء الوطنية يتصل محطة تليفزيون والأخبار. تحويل المشغلين من جانبكم وسيكون لديك القدرة على تشغيل محطة أخبار أجل غير مسمى. 

الهدف الثانوي : 

- إحراق جميع المباني الحكومية ولكن لا تؤذي أحدا في هذه العملية. حرق البنوك ومحطات الغاز ، أي شيء يمكن أن يؤثر تأثيرا مباشرا على الاقتصاد المصري. هل مبارك تواجه ضغوطا لتقديم تنازلات أكثر ، أو مع أي حظ ، الفرار من البلاد على النحو الذي يراه انه فقد السيطرة على العاصمة. 

ليس لدي اصدقاء المصرية التي يمكن أن تترجم هذا ، ولكن إذا كنت تعرف واحدة ، ربلوغ هذا ويمكن أن نجد وسيلة لايصال هذه المعلومات الهامة (التي تستخدم بشكل فعال في العديد من بلدان آسيا احتجاجات في 80s) للمصريين

Advices to the Egyptian Protesters

Egypt is more powerful and rich in influence than Tunisia. And it has a deep root within its military, it will be far more difficult for Egyptians to claim victory against the oppression. Mubarak has won today against democracy by cutting down the internet and mobile services. If YOU wish to continue to maintain your momentum and to encourage more Egyptians to support your cause, you must lead your fellow protesters to do these following:

Priority Objective:

-Take down the national television station, bring the crowd to the television & news headquarter and defend it from the Egyptian government. IF a bloodshed is imminent, then so be it. You MUST take control of the nation’s media in order to continue to inform all Egyptians and the world about your cause!

-Take down the national power station connects to the television & news station. Turn the operators to your side and you will have the power to operate the news station indefinitely. 

Secondary Objective:

-Burn down all government buildings but do not hurt anyone in the process. Burn the banks, gas stations, anything that may directly affects the Egyptian Economy. Mubarak would face even more pressure to compromise, or with any luck, flee the country as he sees he has lost control over the capital.

I have no Egyptian friends that can translate this, but if you know one, REBLOG this and we can find a way to bring these important information (used efficiently in many Asian protests in the 80s) to the Egyptians.

Horrific Dream from Last Night…

I had this horrid dream that several Sikania Imperial Guards and I commandeered a chopper only to find it out of fuel 500 meters above ground. I managed to direct the chopper across a lake hoping to escape by water but only to find, at just few meters above water level, that the lake is frozen solid…Then Obama appears out of nowhere and asks me why he is there…then I woke up…

“Godd, if i didnt wake up, i just wanna say, “no offense president obama, but i dont give a fuck why you are here, we are about to be crushed to smithereens anyway.”

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, reblog.

No matter which side you are on, no matter how you think of Artest, you damn well know this shit wasn’t fair. I only saw prejudice when NBA rejected Artest. Sure, he has done some badass shit before, making his notoriety far and wide, but that doesn’t mean he will always have bad intentions. This is just mess up.

No matter which side you are on, no matter how you think of Artest, you damn well know this shit wasn’t fair. I only saw prejudice when NBA rejected Artest. Sure, he has done some badass shit before, making his notoriety far and wide, but that doesn’t mean he will always have bad intentions. This is just mess up.

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=( thedailywhat: Heartbreaking Loyalty of the Day: “A dog, “Leao”, sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week’s catastrophic landslides in Brazil.” If it takes forever… [buzzfeed.]  THIS CRUSHED MY HEART ! D;

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thedailywhat:

Heartbreaking Loyalty of the Day: “A dog, “Leao”, sits for a second consecutive day, next to the grave of her owner, Cristina Maria Cesario Santana, who died in the week’s catastrophic landslides in Brazil.”

If it takes forever…

[buzzfeed.]

 THIS CRUSHED MY HEART !

D;

(Source: thedailywhat)

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